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单身日记2理性边缘-1
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[Bridget] Another year,
a brand new diary.

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Once again I was summoned,
kicking and screaming,

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to my mother's turkey curry buffet,

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where I've had some of the most
shaming experiences of my life.

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- [doorbell]
- Hello, darling].

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- Lovely to see you.
- [Magic Moments plays]

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It was, as usual, crammed full

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with some of the most dangerous perverts
in the UK,

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disguised as close, personal friends
of my parents.

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- Hello, Bridg]et.
- Hello, Una.

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- Oh, no, thanks.
- Love the jumper.

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- I prefer what's underneath it.
- Uncle Geoffrey!

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- Hello, g]org]eous.
- Hello.

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- Hello, darling].
- Hello, Dad. How's it g]oing]?

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I wish I was dead.

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[Bridget] But this year,
there was one crucial difference.

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- Nice jumper.
- My mother's taste never falters.

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Never.

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[ The Sound Of Music]

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[birdsong]]

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[Bridg]et hums along] with song]]

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You always wonder how it's going
to work out at the end of the story.

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Maria and Captain Von Trapp,

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,

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Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones.

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I've found my happy ending at last.

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And nothing in the world can spoil it.

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Well, almost nothing.

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[man] Bridget Jones,
what the fuck are you doing?

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- l, I can't see anywhere soft to land.
- How about on your arse?

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Bridg]et, unless you want to g]et sacked
at 6,000 feet,

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you will be on your way
in exactly three seconds.

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Three, two, one... cue Bridg]et.

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Skydiving:

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a dangerous bane to the countryside
and emergency services,

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or a safe and exhilarating hobby?

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Well... Iet's see, shall we?

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Go. Jump.

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- For Christ's sakes, g]o!
- [screams]

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[shrill scream]

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- She's out. Unit Two, you g]ot her?
- [man] We see her.

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- Bridg]et, open the chute.
- [Bridget screams]

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- Open it.
- [Bridget screams]

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Open your fucking] parachute!

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[director]
Pull the thingy or you will die!

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[screams]

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Oh.

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[Bridget] Honestly,
you forget just one teeny, weeny detail

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and everyone treats you like an idiot.

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 [Carly Simon] Nobody does it better


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