It's me. Just wondered how you are.
I'm fine, thanks.
Everything all right with you?
[whispering]] Fine, thoug]h, er,...
I've just had a rather g]raphic
And you do have
a g]enuinely g]org]eous bottom.
I'm with the Mexican ambassador,
the head of Amnesty lnternational
and the Undersecretary
for Trade and lndustry.
And you're on speakerphone.
Oh. Rig]ht, well...
I'm quite busy
with important stuff too...
Bridg]et, we're waiting] for that tape
about Tom, the happy hamster.
- [Mark] I'll call when I've finished.
And Richard wants to see you
about that crap skydiving] report.
[whispers] Oh, fuck.
Oh, dear. Is this the end of my career?
No, it can't be.
I will fight this. I am a journalist of
the highest standards and integrity.
[on tape] This is Bridget Jones
reporting from a big vat of excrement.
Look, I never said I could skydive
and I'm terrified of heig]hts,
- so it was really hard to concentrate.
- Be quiet. They loved it upstairs.
Loved it. And they want us to come up
with another reg]ular spot for you.
[laug]hs] Oh, my God. That's...
- I won't let you down, Richard.
...my friends' motto was "When in Rome,
do as many Romans as you can. "
But if your tastes are marginally
more highbrow, I also have tips.
Forget the Forum,
definitely forget the Coliseum,
no fun now they can't
Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example
of a poof interior designer gone mad...
What is Daniel Cleaver
doing] on the television?
It's called The Smooth Guide.
"Making] culture bearable".
...equally serene and equally beautiful
Professore Giovana Dabrache.
who is about to show me her diptych.
Same old creep. [chuckles]
He always speaks very warmly of you.
- Oh, yeah?
How about we g]o out
for a bite to eat tonig]ht?
I have to g]o out with my boyfriend.
- He's a human rig]hts lawyer.
- I know.
I'm meeting] him for a romantic supper.
- [mobile rings]
- Bridg]et Jones.
- Bridget, it's Mark.
Oh. I was just talking] about you.
I'm running] late.
Do you want me to cancel?
- Oh. No, that's fine.
- Are you sure?
Be as late as you like.
Chuck him, while you're not preg]nant
with his unwanted child.
I only said he was working] late.